you’ve all been given a specific role and code name.

(Source: c-mines, via sterek)

-americanhorrorstory:

americanhororstorys:

jessica lange + american horror story characters

american horror story blog

(via -americanhorrorstory)

raised eyebrows and open mouth staring

(Source: maybehonestly, via thepsychicclam)

(Source: yellowfur, via stickiebun13)

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via guy)

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

(via guy)

(Source: tothesunrisee, via bleep0bleep)

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via guy)

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

(via guy)

spookyboy:

American Horror Story: Coven

spookyboy:

American Horror Story: Coven

(Source: ungifable, via brunette-nymphette)

(Source: dayo-adesina, via rnelens)

reesespieces22:

Margaret Colin who played Blair Waldorf’s mom is on Gotham right now.
Leighton Meester who played Blair Waldorf married (?) Adam Brody
Adam Brody played Seth Cohen on The OC, which also starred Ben McKenzie who is also on Gotham.

And that’s six degrees of Hollywood.

(via 212soufflegirl)

stunningpicture:

Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.

stunningpicture:

Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.

basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

(via camphalfbloocl)